POLICE WARNING

Recently, and in the now distant past, I have seen certain things which have left me perturbed. One of these things is the sign that adorns many upwardly pointing poles in car parks across the country. This sign is for motorists and many look like this:

The gist of these signs is that if you leave valuables in your car they become targets for theft. What the signs also convey is a sense that if you do leave valuables in your car then you should expect them to be stolen and that you are the person who is to blame for this. 

Other variations exist; a perfect example is this one:

While this one deals with bikes, there is no real difference in the attitude on display. In fact, it is more explicit - almost giving the impression that if you leave your bike unlocked the police will come along and punish you by nicking it. 

In response to this terrible approach to the law and those breaking it I have created an alternative which I, justifiably, expect to replace all such signs as soon as is reasonably possible. i.e. tomorrow. Please see below and feel free to print it off and post it around your neighbourhood. It will do a lot of good. 

You are very welcome.